These Systems ‘Worked’ Too

By Jonathan Williams

In honor of Janet Napolitano’s “the system worked” statement, I’ve compiled a list of other systems that have “worked” splendidly in the past. I hope you enjoy.

  1. Chernobyl’s radiation containment system worked.
  2. Iran’s ‘free and fair’ election system worked.
  3. Tiger Wood’s system of keeping the wife unaware of the girlfriends worked.
  4. USSR’s system of government worked.
  5. Japan’s air defense system worked against the Enola Gay
  6. Obama’s system of leading the U.S. into an ‘era of post-partisanship’ worked.
  7. The Death Star’s defense system worked against two separate rebel assaults.
  8. The Nuclear Nonproliferation system worked well with regards to North Korea.

If you happen to have any other ideas for systems that worked, be sure to share them in the comments or tweet them with the tag #thesystemworked.

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