The MOON will cause Global COOLING to start this year!
New research is suggesting that the earth may start experiencing global cooling as early as this year. This in itself isn’t all that interesting because other scientists are predicting the earth will experience global cooling within the decade. What really makes this particular research interesting is that it points to a new culprit that has yet to be blamed for climate change: the Moon.
New findings released in the peer reviewed book “Global Warming — Global Cooling, Natural Cause Found”, meteorologist and climate researcher David Dilley utilizes nearly a half million years of data linking long term gravitational cycles of the moon as the cause for the present global warming, rises in carbon dioxide levels, and for 2200 global warming cycles during the past half million years.
Mr. Dilley of Global Weather Oscillations has found seven different types of recurring gravitational cycles ranging from the very warm 460,000 year cycle down to a 230 year recurring global warming cycle. All of the gravitational cycles coincide nearly 100 percent with 2200 global warming events during the past half million years. This includes the earth’s current warming cycle which began around the year 1900, and the first stage of global cooling that will begin during 2008 and 2009.
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Global temperatures have cooled during the past 12 months. During 2008 and 2009 the first stage of global cooling will cool the world’s temperatures to those observed during the years from the 1940s through the 1970s. By the year 2023 global climate will become similar to the colder temperatures experienced during the 1800s
This is a very interesting theory and I will definitely be following it closely.
Hmmm… Hopefully Frank J. doesn’t get a hold of this over at IMAO because it might just give him another reason to Nuke the Moon.
Update 7/10/2008: If the link to the story takes too long to load, here is the PDF alternative.





July 9th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
Children are our future, America must blow up the moon!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=kHpX5aa5Lz4
July 10th, 2008 at 6:01 pm
Dear Cult of Global Warming Adherents: Please feel free to suck it.
July 31st, 2008 at 9:58 am
[…] Dilley, who is a climate researcher with Global Weather Oscillations and firm believer that the moon will bring about global cooling, predicts that the El Niño this year will be the strongest one seen in the past decade. […]