Global Warming blamed on UFO’s

By Jonathan Williams

A new theory? Bruce Callander puts forth the idea that aliens are actually the ones to blame for all this weird weather we’ve been having the past couple of decades.

Personally, I blame it on UFOs. We haven’t heard much about unidentified flying objects lately and that may be significant. There was a time there when every other week some couple reported being abducted by aliens and held aboard their space ship. During that period, the weather was pretty predictable and nobody talked about global warming.

 

Now, however, you rarely hear of UFO reports and look at the condition the climate is in. We have more floods and hurricanes and blizzards and tsunamis than ever. Coincidence? I think not.

 

My theory is that that first wave of UFO sightings was for reconnaissance. They took in those couples just to see how they were made. Once they had had a good look, they let them go and they ran to the TV stations and talked their bloody heads off. In time, the aliens either found out all they wanted to know or got tired of the people turning up on the talk shows. Either way, they stopped abducting people.

Now he’s not really serious but I sometimes feel that the climate scientists put forth about the same amount of “facts” that Callander did. It really is sad.

One Response to “Global Warming blamed on UFO’s”

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